May 29, 2009

Long live Bachelors ( Enjoy )- Iam sure u will enjoy it

 

 

 

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time;

after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.

It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money;

you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism.

I am married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

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Men have a better time than women;

for one thing, they marry later;

for another thing, they die earlier.

--H. L. Mencken


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When a newly married couple smiles,

everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles,

everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.


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I take my wife everywhere,

but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands.

If I let go, she shops.

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me

why he refuses to get to married.

He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course...

at least he'll shut up after u let him in!  

--Anonymous

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A couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.

But she leaned over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled "It really works ! "

 

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