December 31, 2011

MP4Cam2AVI


MP4Cam2AVI is MPEG4/MJPEG to AVI converter/joiner for MPEG-4 camcorders and digital photo cameras (also cell phones that shoot video in MP4 format). It repackages video content to AVI container without video recompression, it's fast and loseless. Target AVI files are compatible with video editors like Windows Movie Maker, Adobe Premiere, Sony Vegas, etc.Program supports *.MP4, *.MOV, and *.AVI input containers. MJPEG video from photo-cameras is supported as well. Program converts *.MOV MJPEG clips to MJPEG AVI (without recompression) or to XviD MPEG-4 AVI (with recompression) in one click.

MP4Cam2AVI supports MPEG-4 AVC (H.264) video from new H.264 cameras like Sanyo CG65 and Casio EX-V7 (to view target AVI, H.264 VfW codec needed, i.e latest FFDShow).

By default, MP4Cam2AVI doesn't recompress video, that means no quality loss and fast operation (5-20x realtime, depending on audio settings). Audio can be stored in source format, or converted to MP3 (best for DVD-MPEG4 players) or PCM (best for editing).

MP4Cam2AVI converts MPEG-4 ASP *.MP4 files from Nero Recode (MPEG-4 ASP video/AAC audio) to DivX AVI format with MP3 audio - it's fast and loseless for video.

Unlike many converting apps, MP4Cam2AVI doesn't require QuickTime or any codecs to work, it performs all the job itself.

Download at http://mp4cam2avi.sourceforge.net/

December 10, 2011

PDF reader lets researchers organize, search and annotate articles

For researchers in scientific and academic worlds, carrying out research can often involve handling many, many articles in PDF format. Now in beta, the new reader tool for Mac and Windows can perform full-text searches across a library of academic PDF articles, and even offers outside recommendations based on those the user reads.


Users of ReadCube can create an article library instantly, importing their existing PDFs in a single step as well as downloading in one click any related articles they want from PubMed, Google Scholar or publisher websites. ReadCube will automatically identify the author, title, and journal citation information for every article, and has the ability to search for text across the entire library. The platform also enables users to annotate articles with in-line comments, highlights and sticky notes, and can import citation information to EndNote or other citation software. In addition, ReadCube recommends new, related articles every day, helping users stay on top of what's new in their field.

http://www.readcube.com/

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Pistashio – The New Way to Save and Sort Bookmarks

Pistashio is an online hub where users can save and store all the articles, photos, videos, reviews, books, and music they find online.

It is an app that brings many functions together under one roof. One of the cool things about Pistashio is that you can set reminders.
It will automatically email or tweet you the link. You can also set up the service to post your favorite links on Facebook or Twitter.

One thing that makes Pistashio different from basic bookmarking applications is that it only saves links that fall into five distinct
categories-food, video, reading, listening, and to-do-and the majority of this content is actually embedded on the site for easy
referencing. When you add a YouTube video, for example, Pistashio embeds the video on its site rather than making you click
away to watch it again.

Pistashio can be used in a number of different ways, depending on what you're interested in and how you want to use the service.

http://pistash.io

Costs: Free
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November 24, 2011

Transform any html page into PDF document.


PageSnap.net is webservice that helps transform any(?)html page into PDF document. You only need to enter website url and rest is taken care of by this online service.

Please note each document is stored on the PageSnap server for only 7 days.

http://www.pagesnap.net/?locale=en

November 18, 2011

Highly useful information



1.  If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.


2.
Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. www.friendstosupport.org

3.
Engineering Students can register inwww.campuscouncil.com to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

4.
Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.


5.
If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by  Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"


6.
If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
-Plant more Trees.
-Don't waste Water & Electricity.      
-Don't use or burn Plastics

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect them and Save them"


9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites.
http://ruraleye.org/

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471

11.
Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai
Category:  Cancer
Address:
East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi Nagar
Adyar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,  044-24911526  044-24911526 ,  044-22350241  044-22350241


12.  
Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN
Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"


Please don't delete this without forwarding.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.


"Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator" - Peter Lynch
 
 
 "Sooneer or Later, the man who wins is the man who thinks he can"

 


 



 


November 6, 2011

Virtual desktop manager for Windows

nSpaces can help create several Virtual desktops. These are easy to use and can be customized. nSpaces can facilitate creation of four desktops, but more can be added. Each desktop can be individually customized with different background images, desktops colors etc. There are hotkeys as well for desktop switching, and passwords can be set too. .


nSpaces is and compatible with Windows 200, Windows xp, Vista and Windows 7. It requires Microsoft .NET framework 3.5 or later.

nSpaces at http://www.bytesignals.com/nspaces/

October 22, 2011

Online countdown timer


This online countdown timer is meant to be as easy to use as a regular kitchen timer. It is equally simple: all that you have to do to set it is to rotate the dial and point the red arrow at the desired number

There are two ways to start the countdown. Choose the one that is most suitable for you:

Autostart mode - in this case the timer will start working immediately after you set the time. It mimics the behavior of a real kitchen timer.

Manual mode - to get the timer started you will have to press the green start button.

Also, just like in a real timer you can change your mind any time and adjust it while it is running.

http://timerrr.com


BARCHART Generator

BARCHART Generator can generate easy-to-understand bar graphs. Enter your data as a semicolon-delimited list, press the button, and you get to see your data as a bar chart. Add multiple series of data and fiddle with the options 'til your chart is just right. The chart can be downloaded as a PNG image for use elsewhere.

BARCHART Generator requires a web browser and of course some data that you want to represent graphically.

You can download BARCHART Generator at
http://www.barchart.be/index.jsp

October 15, 2011

Click.to

Click.to is an application for Windows and Mac to help save several mouse clicks while carrying out lengthy tasks. It can be prove to be an useful short cut to upload photos to Facebook from desktop, attach files to Outlook mail, initiate Google search, share thoughts on Twitter and Facebook with others, search YouTube videos, save photos to Flickr, find articles on Wikipedia, and others.


Click.to for Windows and Mac can be downloaded at
http://www.clicktoapp.com/installation/

October 10, 2011

puush - share instantly!


puush is a super-quick way to share screenshots and files. This is carried out by using keyboard shortcuts or drag-drop gestures to quickly capture any portion of your screen or upload any file. These files are near-instantly puush'd, leaving behind a short URL in your clipboard, perfect for sharing. Paste these easily into your Twitter, IRC or IM clients. Share them with the world or make them private, for your eyes only.

More details at http://puush.me/

September 20, 2011

Finestra Virtual Desktops

Finestra Virtual Desktops can help manage many windows or tasks on Windows. It lets you split up your desktop space into multiple "virtual" desktops, each one easily accessible. For example, we can keep all of your internet applications open on one desktop, work on another desktop for the normal routine, and still another for games or entertainment


Finestra virtual desktops also takes advantage of Windows' live window thumbnails to show live previews when viewed from the fullscreen "switcher" view. And, with Windows 7, Finestra utilizes the new taskbar features to make the experience natural and enjoyable.

XP owners needn't worry as Finestra Virtual Desktops does support it, however, window previews are not "live" since XP doesn't have DWM.

The 1776 KB Finestra Virtual Desktops can be downloaded at http://vdm.codeplex.com/releases/73511/download/282402

PowerInbox

PowerInbox is being touted as the next generation of email because it is

collaborative, realtime, and interactive. Its developers say PowerInbox
brings the app experience to email. It provides Email apps, christened
"PowerApps", to make your emails more useful by letting you perform
actions inside the email itself. For example, A Facebook email lets you
comment back on a photo, a Groupon email shows a live countdown to
expiry or a Twitter email lets you tweet and follow back.

The developers are building more apps for all favorite services, would
love to hear of any apps that you may want them to build for you.

http://www.powerinbox.com/

August 3, 2011

Important NOTICE - NESTLE BANANA BABY FOOD

Important NOTICE - As received

Message received from a friend.

Nestle is asking all consumers to return BANANA BABY FOOD expiring in 2012
as it may contain GLASS. Please forward for safety of babies. Bar Code
7613033089 73.

Even if you are not a parent, please help forwarding this message. You can
save a child

http://economicsnewspaper.com/policy/spain/nestle-withdraws-thousands-of-jars-of-france-made-in-spain-have-traces-of-glass-39554.html

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/nestle-banana-baby-food-recall.shtml

 

July 29, 2011

If u lose your mobile in India, you can get it back

If u lose your mobile in India, you can get it back ==>

Got an interesting fact to share... Nowadays each one of us carries Hi Fi Mobile devices and always fears that it may be stolen.
Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e. International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.
This is how it works!!!!!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.
2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.
3. Note down this no anywhere but except your mobile as this is the no which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.
4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI no. to cop@vsnl.net
5. No need to go to police.
6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.
7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your no is being changed.
If you lose your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net with the following info.
Your name:
Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

PASS ON THIS VERY IMP MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES..

July 20, 2011

Nice lesson..

A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old Arnav asked him, "If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?" Within seconds Arnav replied confidently, "Four!"

The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer (three). She was disappointed. "Maybe the child did not listen properly," she thought. She repeated, "Arnav, listen carefully. If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?"

Arnav had seen the disappointment on his teacher's face. He calculated again on his fingers. His search for the answer was not for the correct one, but the one that will make his teacher happy. This time hesitatingly he replied, "Four…"

The disappointment stayed on the teacher's face. She remembered that Arnav liked strawberries. She thought maybe he doesn't like apples and that is making him lose focus. This time with an exaggerated excitement and twinkling in her eyes she asked, "If I give you one strawberry and one strawberry and one strawberry, then how many you will have?"

Seeing the teacher happy, young Arnav calculated on his fingers again. There was no pressure on him, but a little on the teacher. She wanted her new approach to succeed. With a hesitating smile young Arnav enquired, "Three?"

The teacher now had a victorious smile. Her approach had succeeded. Once again she asked him, "Now if I give you one apple and one apple and one more apple how many will you have?" Promptly Arnav answered, "Four!"

The teacher was aghast. "How Arnav, how?" she demanded in a little stern and irritated voice.

In a voice that was low and hesitating, young Arnav replied, "Because I already have one apple in my bag."

"When someone gives you an answer that is different from what you expect. Don't think they are wrong. There maybe an angle that you have not understood at all. You will have to listen and understand, but never listen with a predetermined notion."

July 18, 2011

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection.
 
One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him.
 
A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: - Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
 
Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said: - Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep! On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
 
The pig came back and said: - Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...
 
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: - Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses. After they left, the pig approached the horse and said: - Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes You did it, you're a champion!!!
 
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: - It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!
 
Points for reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen. 

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!

 

July 7, 2011

Freewares/Free Softwares - 07 Jul 2011

Dexpot

Dexpot can facilitate an increase in your screen area by many times. It does this by creating 20 virtual desk tops (VDT), each one independent of the other, individual wallpaper resolution, icons, et al. With hotkeys desktops can switched or even put on an automatic slide show.

There are a couple of other VDTs, but Dexpot scores over them by its ease of use. It's easy to configure, expandable with plugins, has 3D transition effects (DirectX 9 required). You can move and copy windows at any time, thanks to the unified interface. Dexpot's extended features include password protection, transparency, window rules, and profiles.

Dexpot is free for non-commercial use unlike many others including AltDesk, which is a shareware.

Dexpot v1.5.11.1648, 64-bit compatible and automatic updates, can be downloaded at http://www.dexpot.de/index.php?id=download

SmartPower

Though most of the laptops have a solution to help power management, SmartPower, could provide a better solution. It helps to keep the power on when network activity is above a certain threshold. This can be useful when a large download is in progress. For specific processes SmartPower can keep the computer turned on, or when they aren't present, the computer simply hibernates or goes to sleep.

The computer can also be kept on keeping the power to a minimum. The wake-up schedule provides options to put the computer into hibernation or shut it down after specific tasks are done. When SmartPower sees that no rules currently apply it initiates hibernation. The computer can be scheduled to wake up for certain things and recommence the whole process all over again.

You can download its 1.1.2 version at http://ignatu.co.uk/downloads/SmartPower_1_1_2.zip  Requirements .NET Framework 3.5, Windows XP or later versions.

Mouse utilities

X-Mouse Button Control and AlwaysMouseWheel are utilities, which are capable of enhancing mouse capabilities. X-Mouse Button Control can assign specific actions for each application, which can be switched on using hotkeys or mouse buttons.

It can be a very useful tool to enhance productivity. X-Mouse Button Control can be downloaded at www.highrez.co.uk/ downloads/XMouseButtonControl.ht. The other utility "AlwaysMouseWheel" can be used over any window even if that window is not in the foreground. The program allows optionally to bring the wheel window to the foreground too.

It requires no installation, can be executed easily from the desktop.

The 20 KB AlwaysMouseWheel can be downloaded at www.softwareok.com/? Download=AlwaysMouseWheel. Please note it doesn't run on VBScroll.

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QUOTE TO MULL OVER

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

James Dean, (American motion picture actor, symbol of rebellion, 1931-1955)

 

June 30, 2011

Miracle Drink - Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

 Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago. It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer. He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored, and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.

It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple 
You need one beet root, one carrot and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !

Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and immediately you drink the juice. You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.

This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:

1. Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.

There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily absorbs! Very effective if you need to loose weight. You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine. Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.

WHEN TO DRINK IT:

DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH! AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST. FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY, IN THE MORNING AND BEFORE 5 P.M.

YOU WILL NEVER REGRET! IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY! PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

 

Puzzled General Motors - Excellent Problem solving example

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!!

An Interesting Story

Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!  
This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on.....

A  complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:

'This  is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not  answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition  in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of  ice cream varies so, every night, after we've eaten, the whole family votes on  which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it.  It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem.....

You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm  serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds "What is there about  a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to  start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.

The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start.

The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem.  And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of data:  time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.

In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.

Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem - not the vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapor lock".

It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.

Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.

What really matters is your attitude and your perception.
 

Relax -- and smile

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
 
bcoz it means...
 
 
 
 
 
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
 
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What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from ! Maruti car..?
 
 
 
ThiNk
 
 
 
thiNk...
 
 
 
Ok let me tell..
 
 
 
MARUTI SUSU.Ki
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
 
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
 
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
 
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
 
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In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
 
In Old Age
Its Full of Doc! tors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
 
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
 
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyT! wo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
 
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Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
 
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
 
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

 

Software Bridegroom Selection

A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom.... Enjoy reading..J


Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for
a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has
come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I
am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come.
That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a
software engineer na pls give me some suggestion.

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one
holds.

nithya: first is a "manager".

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always.
But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask
you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton
and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't
make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night
to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab.
Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day
and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a "test engineer".

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he
will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise
him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have
salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good",
he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I
tell that. He is sooo good ...

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the "performance test engineer".

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask
why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee,
he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which
can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the
instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not
accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think
about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!


Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They
are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will
bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything
themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the
problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the
condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them
every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom....

 

Hum Tum :-)

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES:

If Meena, Smita and Sushma go out for lunch, they will call each other Meena, Smita and Sushma.

If Ravi, Yogesh and Mangesh go out for lunch, they will call each other Jadya, Dhapnya and Chindhi.


EATING OUT:

When the bill arrives, Ravi , Yoghesh and Mangesh will each throw in Rs.100, even though it's only for Rs.90.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY:

A man will pay Rs.20 for a Rs.10 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs.10 for a Rs.20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS:

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


OFFSPRING:

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of the same.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

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