MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
If Meena, Smita and Sushma go out for lunch, they will call each other Meena, Smita and Sushma.
If Ravi, Yogesh and Mangesh go out for lunch, they will call each other Jadya, Dhapnya and Chindhi.
When the bill arrives, Ravi , Yoghesh and Mangesh will each throw in Rs.100, even though it's only for Rs.90.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay Rs.20 for a Rs.10 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs.10 for a Rs.20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of the same.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!