July 21, 2009

Funny definitions

IT Industry Rocks..... :-)
Definition of Designations

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby


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