## July 20, 2009

### What happens when scientists are in funny mood.

1> Once All The Scientists Die And Go To Heaven............

They Decide To Play Hide-N-Seek.........Unfortunately Einstein Is The One

Who Has The Den...........

He Is Supposed To Count Up To 100...And Then Start

Searching.....

Everyone Starts Hiding Except newton .........

Newton Just Draws A Square Of 1 Meter And Stands In It Right In Front Of

Einstein...........

Einstein's Counting

1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He Opens His Eyes And Finds Newton

Standing In Front........

Einstein Says "Newton's Out..Newton's....Out....."

Newton Denies And Says I Am Not Out........

He Claims That He Is Not Newton ......

All The Scientists Come Out To See How He Proves That He Is Not

Newton............

Newton Says "I Am Standing In A Square Of Area 1m Squared..... That

Makes Me Newton Per Meter Squared...... Since One Newton Per Meter

Squared Is One Pascal, I'm Pascal,

Therefore Pascal Is OUT...........!

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2. All Electrons Were Having A Party But Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Comes And Saves Them.

All Electrons Ask Him "Who Are You?"

He Says

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"My Name Is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"

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3. Once 'Constant' And E^X ( E Raised To X) Were Walking Down The

Suddenly 'Constant' Screamed And Said:

"I M Going Bcoz 'Differential' Is Coming And If He Sees Me He Will

Eliminate Me."

But E^X Stands Firm In Front Of ' Differential' And Says:

"U Can't Do Anything With Me. I M E^X And Will Always Be E^X."

'Differential Starts Laughing??..

Why??

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Socho ...............

Socho ...............

Differential Says: " I M Not D/Dx, I M D/Dy."