May 3, 2010

Don't COPY if you can't PASTE

A famous Inspirational Speaker Said :
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Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who was not My WIFE".

Audience was in Shock & Silence.


He added :


"SHE WAS MY MOTHER"


Applause & Laughter!


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A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.

After a good 3-4 Drinks, he said loudly to his wife, in the kitchen:

" Best Years of my Life were spent in the arms of a Woman who was not my wife
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There was sudden silence!

Standing for a Moment and trying hard to recall the 2nd Half of the sentence , he finally blurted out
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" Forget it, I can't remember who She was".

By the time he regained his Senses, He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water.



Moral :

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DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE.

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