Relax -- and smile

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
 
bcoz it means...
 
 
 
 
 
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
 
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What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from ! Maruti car..?
 
 
 
ThiNk
 
 
 
thiNk...
 
 
 
Ok let me tell..
 
 
 
MARUTI SUSU.Ki
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
 
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
 
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
 
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
 
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Simple..
 
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
 
In Old Age
Its Full of Doc! tors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
 
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
 
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyT! wo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
 
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
 
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Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..
 
 
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
 
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
 
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”