April 7, 2011

Difference between Men and Women

Difference between Men and Women

Men:
 1.. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser 2.. Insert card 3.. Dial code and desired amount 4.. Take the cash, the card and the slip


Women:
 1.. Drive to the bank 2.. Engine stalled 3.. Check make-up in the mirror 4.. Apply perfume 5.. Manually check haircut 6.. Park the car - failure 7.. Park the car - failure 8.. Park the car - success 9.. Search for the card in the handbag 10.. Insert card, rejected by the machine 11.. Throw phonecard back in handbag 12.. Look for bank card 13.. Insert card 14.. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag 15.. Enter code 16.. Study instructions for 2 minutes 17.. #Cancel# 18.. Re-enter code 19.. #Cancel# 20.. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code 21.. Enter huge amount 22.. #Error# 23.. Enter large amount 24.. #Error# 25.. Enter smaller amount 26.. Cross fingers 27.. Take cash 28.. Go back to the car 29.. Check make up in rear mirror 30.. Look for keys in handbag 31.. Start car 32.. Drive 50 meters 33.. STOP 34.. Drive back to bank machine 35.. Get out of the car 36.. Take card and ticket back from machine 37.. Go back to the car 38.. Throw card on passenger seat 39.. Throw slip on the floor 40.. Check make up in rear mirror 41.. Manually check haircut 42.. Go into roundabout - wrong way 43.. BRAKE!! 44.. Go into roundabout - right way 45.. Drive 5 kilometers 46.. Remove hand brake 47.. Stop at mall 48.. Spend money 49.. Go back to step 1

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