April 26, 2009

Humour

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements. 

The first  one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience  disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one  could find the trick"

The second  one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the  Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"

The third  one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the  Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France  was searching for the building & no one had a clue". 

Just then an Indian  walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each  other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender  watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened   ? Who is that guy ? " 

One of the  magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest  disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared  with what he has done.  His name is.....
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Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his  company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it

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