May 24, 2011




By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .


In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the

way it is spoken.......................


Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to

understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".


With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.


Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service today......


Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."


Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."


Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"


Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."


Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"


Guest: ".....What??"


Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"


Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."


Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"


Guest: "Crisp will be fine."


Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"


Guest: "What?"


Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"


Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."


RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"


Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan

sahn toes' means."


RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish

moppin we botter?"


Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

 Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


RoomService: "We botter?"


Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."


RoomService: "Wad?!?"


Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."


RoomService: "Copy?"


Guest: "Excuse me?"


RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"


Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."


RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"


Guest: "Whatever you say."


RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."


Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!  :-)  :-)

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