TANJOOBERRYMUTTS...Hilarious

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

 

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

 

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the

way it is spoken.......................

 

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to

understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".

 

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

 

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel

guest and room-service today......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

 

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

 

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

 

Guest: ".....What??"

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

 

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

 

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

 

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "What?"

 

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

 

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

 

RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"

 

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan

sahn toes' means."

 

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish

moppin we botter?"

 

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

 Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

 

RoomService: "We botter?"

 

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

 

RoomService: "Copy?"

 

Guest: "Excuse me?"

 

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

 

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

 

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

 

Guest: "Whatever you say."

 

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

 

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!  :-)  :-)