Miracle Drink - Carrot, Beet Root and Apple

Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago. It is worth your while to take note. There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it. He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers. This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth! Mr. Seto had lung cancer. He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored, and he is ready to take a pleasure trip. Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try. It is like a Miracle Drink! It is simple  You need one beet root, one carrot and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE ! Wash the above, cut with the skin on into pieces and put them into the juicer and immediately you drink the juice. You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste. This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments: 1. Prevent cancer cells to develop. It will restrain cancer cells to grow. 2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well. 3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure. 4. Strengthen the immune system 5. Good for the eyesight, eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes 6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache 7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation. Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant. It is God sent for acne problem. 8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection, 9. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack. There is absolutely no side effect. Highly nutritious and easily absorbs! Very effective if you need to loose weight. You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine. Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect. WHEN TO DRINK IT: DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH! AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST. FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY, IN THE MORNING AND BEFORE 5 P.M. YOU WILL NEVER REGRET! IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY! PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

 

Puzzled General Motors - Excellent Problem solving example

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!!

An Interesting Story

Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might seem!  
This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on.....

A  complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:

'This  is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not  answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition  in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of  ice cream varies so, every night, after we've eaten, the whole family votes on  which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it.  It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem.....

You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm  serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds "What is there about  a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to  start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.

The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start.

The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem.  And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of data:  time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.

In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.

Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem - not the vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapor lock".

It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.

Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.

What really matters is your attitude and your perception.  

Relax -- and smile

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
 
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E-End of
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What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from ! Maruti car..?
 
 
 
ThiNk
 
 
 
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Ok let me tell..
 
 
 
MARUTI SUSU.Ki
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
 
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
 
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
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In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
 
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Its Full of Doc! tors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
 
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
 
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyT! wo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
 
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Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
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Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
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Difference between Friend & Wife
 
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
 
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Software Bridegroom Selection

A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom.... Enjoy reading..J Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden? Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it. Vidhya: what is the confusion about? Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion. vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds. nithya: first is a "manager". vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept. nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a "test engineer". vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good ... Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the "performance test engineer". vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!! Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys?? Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear. Nithya: then tell about them. Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them. Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time. Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom....

 

Hum Tum :-)

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


NICKNAMES:

If Meena, Smita and Sushma go out for lunch, they will call each other Meena, Smita and Sushma.

If Ravi, Yogesh and Mangesh go out for lunch, they will call each other Jadya, Dhapnya and Chindhi.

EATING OUT:

When the bill arrives, Ravi , Yoghesh and Mangesh will each throw in Rs.100, even though it's only for Rs.90.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:

A man will pay Rs.20 for a Rs.10 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs.10 for a Rs.20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

OFFSPRING:

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of the same.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

Indian Government Online!! - use online services - ZERO CORRUPTION and New Law by Gov of India

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Testing your Priorities

This is truly brilliant... It can't get more accurate than this!!!!   Sigmund Freud's Priorities   Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?   1. The telephone is ringing!   2. The baby is crying!   3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!   4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!   5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!   In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.   BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.   First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!                                                                                 Answer:   Every individual point represents something in your life..   On the list you can see which meaning every point has:   1. Telephone represents Work 2. Baby represents Family 3. Door represents Friends   4. Clothes represent Money 5. Tap represents Love Life   Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

 
 

Humorous exchange between teacher and students

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '
MILLIE:          I  is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand....    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you  copy his?
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.    

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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BENEFITS OF DRINKING..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Common message to everyone who says drinking is bad. Here are the advantages of each brand that people drink. DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL Protects your heart prevents constipation Blocks diarrhea Improves lung capacity Cushions joints WHITE DIAMOND Combats cancer Controls blood pressure Saves your eyesight Shields against Alzheimer's Slows aging process BLUE LABEL Aids digestion Lowers cholesterol Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Guards against liver disease DOUBLE DISTILLED Battles diabetes Lowers cholesterol Helps stops strokes Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin OLD RESERVE Protects your heart Quiets a cough Strengthens bones Controls blood pressure Blocks diarrhea RITZ Prevents constipation Helps hemorrhoids Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Stabilizes blood sugar RICHORT Controls blood pressure Combats cancer Strengthens bones Protects your heart Aids weight loss HANNEPIER Combats cancer Protects your heart Stabilizes blood sugar Boosts memory Prevents constipation FRANKLIN Strengthens bones Saves eyesight Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure VSO Combats cancer Prevents constipation Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Helps hemorrhoids GALLERY Saves eyesight Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Supports immune system RED RUM Saves eyesight Protects your heart Prevents constipation Combats cancer Promotes weight loss DARK RUM Protects against Prostate Cancer Combats Breast Cancer Strengthens bones Banishes bruises Guards against heart disease HANSEN Protects your heart Combats Cancer Ends insomnia Slows aging process Shields against Alzheimer's BLACK WHITE Promotes weight loss Protects your heart Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure RED LABEL Aids digestion Soothes sore throat Clears sinuses Combats Cancer Boosts immune system BLACK LABEL Promotes weight loss Helps stops strokes Lowers cholesterol Combats Cancer Controls blood pressure GOLD LABEL Protects your heart Boosts memory Protects your heart Combats Cancer Supports immune system CHIVAS REGAL Aids digestion Battles diabetes Protects your heart Improves mental health Boosts immune system GRANTS Lowers cholesterol Controls blood pressure Combats cancer kills bacteria Fights fungus GREEN LABEL Protects against heart attacks Promotes Weight loss Helps stops strokes Combats Prostate Cancer Lowers cholesterol REMUS MARTIN saves eyesight Conquers kidney stones Combats cancer Enhances blood flow Protects your heart V&A Combats cancer Protects your heart Helps stops strokes Promotes Weight loss Kills bacteria NAPOLEON Heals wounds Aids digestion Guards against ulcers Increases energy Fights allergies MENDIS Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy LEMON GIN Combats cancer Protects your heart Controls blood pressure Smoothes skin Stops scurvy ORANGE GIN Combats cancer Boosts memory Regulates thyroid aids digestion Shields against Alzheimer's WHITE GIN Controls blood pressure Lowers cholesterol Kills bacteria Combats cancer Strengthens bones DRY GIN Lowers cholesterol Combats cancer Battles diabetes prevents constipation Smoothes skin CLASIC RUM Protects your heart Promotes Weight loss Combats cancer Battles diabetes Smoothes skin VODKA Reduce risk of heart attack Combats cancer Kills bacteria Lowers cholesterol Fights fungus