I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Singaporeand . Tokyo
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get
the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates has shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...
No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Engineer.
December 29, 2008
Letter from a guy tired of chain mails!!!! ULTIMATE
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