December 29, 2008

Letter from a guy tired of chain mails!!!! ULTIMATE 

.........................
 
 I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have 
 forwarded chain letters to me in 2008. 
 
 Because of your kindness: 
 
 I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for 
 removing 
 toilet stains. 
 
 I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
 
 I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they 
 cause 
 cancer. 
 
 I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to 
 dial a 
 stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to 
 Uganda , 
 Singapore and Tokyo . 
 
 I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get 
 sick from 
 the rat shit and urine. 
 
 When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she 
 is, for 
 fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys 
 and leave 
 me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. 
 
 I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl 
 that was 
 about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 
 7 since 
 1993...) 
 
 My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a 
 paid 
 vacation to Disneyland . 
 
 Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh 
 Vandana, 
 Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. 
 
 Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)! 
 
 You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send 
 them to 
 your friends. 
 
 If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me 
 "Orkut is 
 deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my 
 E-Mail 
 account! 
  
 I have daily checked my ATM balance to see  if  Bill Gates has shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened... 
  
  
 No Thanks & No  Regards whatsoever, 
 A Totally Frustrated Engineer. 
   
 
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