December 31, 2008

US visa



In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was

Offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

One day the lion thought it's
prayerswere answered when a US Zoo

Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo

Management to shift the lion to a US zoo.

The lion was pleased and started thinking of a central A/C

Environment, a goat or two every day and a
US Green Card .

On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag,

Sealed very nicely, for breakfast. It opened the bag quickly but was

Shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.

Controlling its anger, the lion thought that may be they cared too

Much for him as they were worried about his stomach as

He had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing



On the third day again the

Same food bag of bananas was delivered.
Now the lion was furious. It stopped the delivery boy and blasted

Him, "Don't you know, I am the lion...King of the Jungle....What's

Wrong with your management? What nonsense is this ? Why are you

Delivering bananas to me ?"

The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the King of the

Jungle you know that you have been brought here on a

                                                                                                      Monkey's visa!!!


                                   Moral: Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!












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