June 10, 2009

For The Young !!! ( Urgent Requirement )

Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting
efforts) . So I need new one,

so pass on this information to your goodlooking female
friends...please this is urgent (only females)

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below:

Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent
credentials will be considered)

Other requirements: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining
and fights if required.

Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age
group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross (Monthly):
* 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
* bike rides each duration 1 hour
* trips to National Highways
* 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple
* Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
* Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
* 2 movies per month (on weekends)
* Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject
to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be
informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with
Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:
1. Only Females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral
program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even
if candidate is not selected.

Search never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume thru
email or post.

Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photos will be rejected.

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