June 4, 2009

Marriage Guidelines!

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

 

 

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

 

 

Never marry a C girl because she always has a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

 

 

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

 

 

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

 

 

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

 

 

Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.

 

 

Never marry a PASCAL girl; she always scolds u as rascal.

 

 

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

 

 

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

 

 

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

 

 

MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN........ ..

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