Bachelor Room Calculator

Hi,

As i am a Bachelor, i created an excel sheet for money management in our room which is an automatic calculator. We are maintaining accounts using that and we are able to share and manage the money in our room successfully with this excel sheet.

I thought it may be useful to you also and I am sharing the document with you.

Bachelor Room Calculator

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Nice One - Good Joke... Dont miss it..

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some
money. Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea ".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver ".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit ".
Suddenly the man felt relieved!! and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied..... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."

I want to see my parents happy forever....read dont miss it

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his
45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their
window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

The Son replied "It is a crow".

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

What is this?"

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone
when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"

This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me
the same question again and again, although I have told you so many
times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read
it, the following words were written in the diary :-

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when
a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it
was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged
him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again
for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection
for my innocent child".

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father
had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times
and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4
times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So..

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as
a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble
and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this
aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me
ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their
selfless love on me.

They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and
heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".

Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I
will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how
they behave.

Thanks for spending ur time on reading this story…… Hope U r
forwarding this to all ur friends

Intersting answer...though a forward

Really interesting….. J

 

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual  salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
 1)      Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
 2)      Which age group should I target?
 3)      Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've
met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
 4)      How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse  your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm  not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,  there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried  10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will  sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
goes with  the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be  sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we  would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make  yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better  chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me…

signed,
J.P. Morgan   

 

CYBARILLU (BOMMARILLU COPY) dont forget to read......IT's really funny..

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Balu explodes .....
 
Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu,  
nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....
 
Sir asks what did you lost ???
 
Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara
emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming  
skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.
 
Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work
cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo  
meeru thelusukooru.
 
Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!
 
Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani
alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani  
alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku
telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku
thelidu- naaku thelusu.
 
Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina  
problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru.
Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga
undandi Sir.
 
Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly  
 
Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.
 
Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani
adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince  
chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.
 
USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki
marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.  
 
Hey Balu...., sample program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS
RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.  
 
Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir
program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte...
Complie kavatam ledu Sir.
 
Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi
cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.
 
Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela
choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju chiru meeda  
kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho chiru naatho matladatham manesadu.......
Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano chiru ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela
telustundi Sir.
 
Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu  
Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING ....
evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali.
kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa  
project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.
 
Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???.
Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone
unnanu.
 
ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste
andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika
mundu kooda alage untanu.
 
Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo  
cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please.... 

 

MBA Vs BE Student

MBA Vs BE Student                    
                                                                   
this particular joke won an award for the best joke in a              
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an        
Indian......                                                        
                                                                   
A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and          
fell asleep.                                                          
                                                                 
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up            
at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of
stars."                                                              
                                                                 
"What does that tell you?"                                        
The MBA ponders for a minute.                                  
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are                  
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.            
                                                                   
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.                    
                                                                 
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.      
                                                                 
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and              
we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.                                              
                                                                   
What does it tell you?"                                              
                                                                 
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.                        
                                                                 
"Practically. .. Someone has stolen our tent".

 

 

 

Attitude...

Attitude 
 
The longer one lives, the more he/she realizes the impact of attitude on life. Attitude is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say, or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company, a place of worship, a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.
 
We cannot change our past. We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with each & every one of us.

We are in charge of nothing else but our ATTITUDE only, so let us strive to be good human beings and always empathize with the less fortunate while enjoying fruits of life.

 

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Top 25 Bold and the mighty of India - Great People

Aishwarya Rai

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan also known as Ash is often named amongst the most glamorous women in the world. She was crowned Miss World in the year 1994. After winning the Miss World title, she became one of the most popular stars in the Indian film industry. Ash is also referred to as the Queen of Bollywood. Through the years, Aishwarya Rai has been nominated for and received several national and international awards. She began her international career making an appearance in Bride & Prejudice and then grabbed a role in Pink Panther in 2008 to share screen space with Steve Martin. The gorgeous actress and brand ambassador of L'Oreal attended the opening night of the 62nd Cannes Film Festival.

Anil Ambani

Chosen as the 'CEO of the Year 2004' in the Platts Global Energy Awards and MTV Youth Icon of the Year in September 2003, Anil Ambani is one of the foremost entrepreneurs of Independent India. He is the Chairman of Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group. Earlier, before the split in the Reliance Group, Anil Ambani held the post of Vice Chairman and Managing Director in Reliance Industries Limited. Anil Ambani was elected as an independent member Rajya Sabha MP in June 2004. But he resigned voluntarily on March 25, 2006.

Dr Anil Kakodkar

Dr Anil Kakodkar is a famous Indian nuclear scientist and the incumbent chairman of the Atomic Energy Commission of India and the Secretary to the Government of India, Department of Atomic Energy. He was also the director of the Bhabha Atomic Research Centre at Trombay. Kakodkar has the credit of being a member of the core team of architects of India's Peaceful Nuclear Tests that were conducted during the years 1974 and 1998. He also led the indigenous development of the country's Pressurised Heavy Water Reactor Technology.

Allah Rakha Rahman

Known as 'Mozart of Madras', Allah Rakha Rahman has sold more than 100 million records of his film scores and soundtracks worldwide, making one of the world's all-time top selling recording artists. In 2009, for his score of Slumdog Millionaire, Rahman won two Academy Awards for the best original music score and best original song at the 2009 Oscars. His first soundtrack for 'Roja' was listed in Time's '10 Best Soundtracks' of all time in 2005.

Azim Premji

Rated the richest person in India from 1999 to 2005 by Forbes, Azim Premji inherited a cooking oil business from his father that he transformed into technology services giant Wipro. Premji has been recognized as one of the 'Greatest Entrepreneurs of All Time' for his vision and leadership that has been responsible for Wipro emerging as one of the world's fastest growing companies.

Nooyi

Few people could handle either the presidential or the chief financial officer job at a company worth $100 billion. But not only has Nooyi held both offices since 2001, but also named as 2009 CEO of the Year by Global Supply Chain Leaders Group for promoting socially responsible business practices. Simple ideals, sharpness and conviction - that's the success mantra of the triumphant CEO of beverages major Pepsico, who was ranked No.4 on Forbes magazine's annual survey of the 100 most powerful women in the world.

KP Singh

Born on August 15, 1931, KP Singh, established India's largest real estate company. DLF has now become the world's largest real estate company in terms of revenues, earnings, market capitalisation and developable area. It's KP Singh who made Gurgaon a world-famous outsourcing destination within 10 years, because of his world-class earthquake-proof office buildings, apartments, shopping malls and leisure facilities.

Lakshmi Narayan Mittal

The CEO of Arcelor Mittal, the world's largest steel company, Lakshmi Narayan Mittal is the 8th richest person in the world and richest person in the UK. Lakshmi Mittal began his career working in the family's steelmaking business in India and set out to establish its international division, which he started by buying a run-down plant in Indonesia. He is India's most amazing rags-to-riches story.

Lalit Modi

After Kerry Packer, Lalit Modi can be credited with changing the face of modern day cricket. He conceptualised the Indian Premier League, which was a blockbuster from the word go. Lalit Modi amalgated India's two biggest passion cricket and Bollywood and coined the term 'cricketainment'.

LK Advani

LK Advani has been one of the Bharatiya Janata Party's most prominent hardliners for years. Many see him as a divisive figure who has exploited Hindu-Muslim tensions, remembering him for the campaign he led to have a Hindu temple built on the site of a mosque in Ayodhya. Yet at the age of 81, Mr Advani attempted a makeover, reaching out to young voters who have always criticised India's aged political class. However, following the defeat in the 2009 general elections, LK Advani revealed his intentions to step down from the post of Leader of Opposition, which was swiftly rejected by his party.

Dr Manmohan Singh

From playing an instrumental role in the passing of the Indo-US civilian nuclear agreement to pulling up the sagging fortune of the Congress party, Dr Manmohan Singh has been pivotal in India's rise to a global power. During his tenure as the Finance Minister, Manmohan Singh initiated many economic reforms in India which resulted in the end of the infamous Licence Raj system in 1991. Even thou his adversaries have called him the weakest prime minister the country has ever had, Manmohan Singh has been widely credited in propelling the United Progressive Alliance to power for its second term making him the first Indian Prime Minister since Jawaharlal Nehru to return to power after completing a full five-year term.

Mukesh Ambani

Ranked 42nd among the World's Most Respected Business Leaders and second among the four Indian CEOs, Chairman and Managing Director of India's largest private sector company Reliance Industries Limited, Mukesh Ambani, is the face of new emerging India. World's largest grassroots petroleum refinery at Jamnagar is the innovation of Mukesh Ambani, who was also the incharge of Dhirubhai's dream project Reliance Infocomm. However, after the split in the Reliance Empire, Reliance Infocomm went to his brother Anil Ambani.

Nandan Nilekani

One of the many entrepreneurs who have worked towards changing India's image in the West, Nandan Nilekani has now been invited by Manmohan Singh to serve as the chairperson of the Unique Identification Authority of India which will work towards providing unique number to all Indians.

Narayana Murthy

When Narayana Murthy started Infosys, little did he know that the company he started with his six friends would become such a huge success and would change the way the entire way the world does business. His corporate and social vision has been appreciated globally. His efforts resulted in enormous cost savings for companies across Europe and the US, and created huge employment opportunities in India. It is for his efforts that India's outsourcing sector today generates annual revenues of around $36 billion.

Narendra Damodardas Modi

The poster-child of the Bharatiya Janata Party, Narendra Damodardas Modi has won many loyalists for his firebrand politics. Many may call Narendra Modi a radical, but he is the face behind Gujarat's progress. When he took over the reigns as the chief minister, Gujarat's economy was shrinking and the domestic growth was almost stagnant but as a result of his elaborate efforts the state registered a GDP growth rate of over 10 per cent and a top investment destination.

Prakash Karat

A prominent member of the Communist Party of India, and its current general secretary, Prakash Karat is an outspoken opponent of the United Progressive Alliance coalition in the Indian Parliament. Karat also works as a writer and publisher. Karat has been an editorial board member for the CPI-M's academic journal, The Marxist since 1992. He is also the managing director for Leftword, a publishing company specializing in leftist political writings.

Pranab Mukherjee

A prominent leader of the Indian National Congress and a loyalist to the Gandhi family, Pranab Mukherjee has been pillar for the United Progressive Alliance guiding the alliance through difficult situation. Known for his negotiation skills, Pranab Mukherjee was a key member in the signing of the Section 123 Agreement.

Rahul Gandhi

Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi has been playing an active role in revitalising the fate of the party with his new brand of politics. His grassroots activisms have helped the party in building deep connections with rural India. Thou some of his comments in recent times have landed him in a soup but he is credited with reviving his party fortune in Uttar Pradesh in the 2009 Lok Sabha elections. Referred to as RG, in his party circle, Rahul Gandhi has always condemned divisive politics in the country and has tried to reduce caste and religious tensions.

Ratan Tata

Ratan Tata, chairman of Rs 79,000 crore Tata group is considered as the doyen of the new era of business enterprises in the Indian mainland. He grabbed the headlines more than any other business tycoon in India in 2008, which was a year of cars for him. Nano, the dream project of Ratan Tata and the vehicle meant to herald a revolution by making it possible for the world's poor to purchase their first car, became a reality after meeting more than its fair share of potholes. Meanwhile, Tata's acquisition of British icons Jaguar and Land Rover was watched with envy and admiration everywhere.

Sachin Tendulkar

'If cricket is religion, then Sachin is God', is enough to describe what Sachin Tendulkar is to his fans all over the world. The Master Blaster has been the pioneer of cricket and arguably one of the best batsmen in the world of cricket. He is the highest run-maker in both the One-Day Internationals and Test version of the game with highest number of centuries and he is raring for more. The little master has been the nemesis for bowlers all over the world and continues to haunt them on any surface. His ability to play according to the situation makes him almost perfect.

Shahrukh Khan

Known as the 'King' of Bollywood, Shahrukh Khan is one of the few who has made a successful transition from television serials to films. He gave us memorable flicks like Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge and Om Shanti Om to name a few. In 2008, 'Newsweek' named him one of the 50 most powerful people in the world. The marketing rights of his latest flick 'My Name Is Khan' has been bagged by Fox Studios for Rs 1 bn. SRK has been felicitated with many awards including 'Padma Shri'. He also owns the 'Kolkata Knight Riders' in the Indian Premier League. He is the new face of India across the world and has made a mark with his hard work and sheer charm.

Sonia Gandhi

Italian-born Sonia Gandhi is the current torchbearer of the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty. In 2004 she was named the third most powerful woman in the world by the Forbes magazine. When her party won national elections in 2004, she was offered the prime ministership; she listened to her 'inner voice' and turned it down, and anointed the economist Manmohan Singh in her stead. It was a gesture that was, well, Gandhian. And it solidified her hold on power.

Sunil Bharti Mittal

The biggest name in Indian telecom, Sunil Bharti Mittal definitely thinks big. He is a first generation entrepreneur and is one of the many faces behind the cellular revolution in India. He founded Bharti Telecom Limited, which started manufacturing electronic push-button phones. But he struck gold when the government began issuing licenses for mobile phone services and set up Bharti Cellular Limited is today India's largest GSM-based mobile phone service.

Vijay Mallya

India's most charismatic billionaire, Vijay Mallya surely knows how to throw a party. He has a larger-than-life personality and a slew of businesses. But his most successful ventures are the UB Group and Kingfisher Airlines. The 'King of good times' takes keen interest in sports, apart from owning a team in the Indian Premier League, he also owns a Formula One team. He is also known for bidding in auctions for items that are of great cultural value to our country.

You Should be the next J

Freewares and Free Softwares August

Printee

Printee, an Internet Explorer extension, is designed to remove
extraneous elements of a webpage to create a printable page - without
ads or extra information (e.g sidebars, unrelated images. Features:
Reduce any web page down to just the content you want, save paper and
ink; What You See Is What You Get; Support Ecofont; Improve
Readability, and more. After installation add the "Printee" icon to
your IE toolbar, to edit a page manually - right click and drag the
mouse over the page elements to start selecting; or double click
CTRL, then left click on page elements to start selecting them, or
click on the Printee button in the IE toolbar, then left click
elements to select. After selection, just right click to browse a
useful context menu which can help refine your selection. You may
also like to try CTRL+G, a single-click wizard, for an automated and
quick stripping of all the text and images.

The 45 KB Printee, v1.5.3 (09/08/2009), for Windows 2000, 2003, XP,
Vista, can be downloaded at http://www.irido.com/download/printee.exe
Requires Internet Explorer 6, 7, or 8.

Firefox users may like to try Aardvark, a firefox extension, which can
be downloaded at https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4111

Maxthon Browser

Using Internet Explorer's rendering engine, Maxthon has a rich set of
features to improve one's surfing experience. Lots of features, and
among them are: Tabbed Browsing, Mouse Gestures - to go back forward,
refresh or close tabs, or set up your own; boost browsing speed of
frequently visited websites; built-in Feed Reader to subscribe and
read RSS 0.9/1.0/2.0 and Atom 0.3/1.0 Feeds; URL Aliases - name your
favorite website, and visit them by simply typing it in the address
bar; Ad Hunter; Web Sniffer to find the actual urls of FLV video
files; Super Proxy; Screen Capture; Undo List - Back/Forward History
also saved in the Undo List, no worry if a tab is closed by mistake;
split-screen browsing; Magic Fill to fill all the forms with just
click; Super Drag & Drop- type the keywords in Address Bar to perform
a search, or simply drag & drop a keyword with your mouse;
preinstalled plugins, Anti-Freeze, Security Updates, Trusted Website
Check, Online Favorites Service, Web Bar, Filter Packs to remove ads
or implement a special feature; uses less memory and CPU than others,
and much much more.

Developed in China, Maxthon v2.5.4 can be downloaded at http://dl.maxthon.cn/mx2/mx_2.5.4.159.exe

At the time of writing this column, Maxthon, chosen as one of the
top 6 international products of 2008, has been downloaded a whopping
244,133,789 times.

doPDF

doPDF can convert documents to searchable PDF files. doPDFIt installs
as a printer driver and helps to generate PDF files by simply
selecting the "print" command from any application like Word, Excel,
PowerPoint, AutoCad drawings. The PDF files can be viewed on any
computer with a PDF viewer (reader) installed. Features of DoPDF
include: modify the paper size, modify the resolution (from 72 to 2400
dpi), change page orientation (portrait, landscape), change the
quality settings and lots more.

The 1.72 MB doPDF, v6.3.308 (12-August-2009) for Windows 2003,
Windows Vista, Windows Server 2008, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows
7 can be downloaded at http://www.dopdf.com/download/setup/dopdf.exe
This version lets you choose the PDF reader, uses local time instead
of system time for PDF creation date and time. Please note doPDF is a
free PDF converter, not a PDF viewer. To view PDF files you could use
the free Adobe Reader.

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Can you suggest a YouTube to MP3 Converter?

You could try the Free YouTube to MP3 Converter v.3.2.1.58,
for Windows XP or Vista, which can be downloaded at
http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/products/dvd/Free-YouTube-to-MP3-Converter.htm

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QUOTE TO MULL OVER

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

-- Lao Tzu

Roles in heaven ( IT version )

Roles in heaven (IT version)

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

 

J J

 

Matrimony Ads.............

These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites - guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this.....

 

Hello....My name Arthi..... I am a good characterized woman. I want to run my life happily. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me soon.... who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana....)
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Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, I am not a good education but i working all field in Bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar
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I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dream girl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these serials but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)
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I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)
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I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and i love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely')
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I am very simple and honest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal service and tailor master my original residence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. please you marriage me please please please please please please please (height of desperation!)
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Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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My color is black, but my heart is white. I like social service (Zebra..???)
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I'm looking out for who lives in Bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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To be married on jun-2006. working woman preferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
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SSC failed three times and worked with private ltd company which not paying salary at present. (very true person)

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She makes babies......She is Camille allen

BEST Equations

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time

 

 

Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2

 

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

 

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

 

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

 

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

 

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

 

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, we have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

TAKE THE GREEN PLEDGE!

WE ARE FREE – to choose, decide, and make a difference!

Our Freedom empowers us to make the world a better place.   

On this Independence Day let us take this pledge:

 

I WILL switch off my monitor when I step away

I WILL Shut down My PC before I leave for a weekend/holiday

I WILL Switch Off Lights in rooms when not in use and if there’s sufficient natural light

I WILL Save Paper and be judicious while printing

I WILL Save Water and be prudent in its consumption

I WILL Vehicle Pool if I can and use public transport whenever I can

I WILL Collaborate Virtually and be prudent about business travel

I WILL Waste Manage eco-friendly and non-eco-friendly waste separately

I WILL Gift a Tree to the Earth, my home, on every occasion I can

I WILL Foster a Green Conscience everywhere I go

I WILL follow all the above rules said……

 

YOU CAN ONLY IF YOU WILL!