August 18, 2009

BEST Equations

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time

 

 

Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2

 

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

 

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

 

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3

 

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

 

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

 

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 

So, we have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 

 

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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