CYBARILLU (BOMMARILLU COPY) dont forget to read......IT's really funny..

In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Balu explodes .....
 
Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu,  
nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....
 
Sir asks what did you lost ???
 
Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara
emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming  
skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.
 
Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work
cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo  
meeru thelusukooru.
 
Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!
 
Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani
alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani  
alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku
telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku
thelidu- naaku thelusu.
 
Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina  
problem unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru.
Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga
undandi Sir.
 
Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly  
 
Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.
 
Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani
adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince  
chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.
 
USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki
marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.  
 
Hey Balu...., sample program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS
RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.  
 
Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir
program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte...
Complie kavatam ledu Sir.
 
Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi
cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.
 
Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela
choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju chiru meeda  
kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho chiru naatho matladatham manesadu.......
Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano chiru ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela
telustundi Sir.
 
Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu  
Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING ....
evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali.
kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa  
project spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.
 
Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???.
Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone
unnanu.
 
ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste
andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika
mundu kooda alage untanu.
 
Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo  
cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please....