August 26, 2009

MBA Vs BE Student

MBA Vs BE Student                    
                                                                 
 
this particular joke won an award for the best joke in a              
competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an        
Indian......                                                        
                                                                   
A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and          
fell asleep.                                                          
                                                                 
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up            
at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of
stars."                                                              
                                                                 
"What does that tell you?"                                        
The MBA ponders for a minute.                                  
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are                  
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.            
                                                                   
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.                    
                                                                 
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.      
                                                                 
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and              
we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.                                              
                                                                   
What does it tell you?"                                              
                                                                 
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.                        
                                                                 
"Practically. .. Someone has stolen our tent".

 

 

 

 

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